Puce Watch

2003-04-24T15:19:00.000-04:00

2003-04-24T11:45:00.000-04:00

fuck all american

Aw! Is the widdle baby gonna cry? Don't cry, widdle baby! Hey look, I'm an American and I'm eating a whole box of jelly donuts! And now I think I'll buy an SUV and hit every drive-through in town and run over some tiny little babies! Come and get me, tough guy!

2003-04-24T00:26:00.000-04:00

SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK

Well, well, well, how's that dish-out:take-it ratio, Puke? Is that the best you can do? Consider yourself fisked, "buddie!" Advantage: Grammarsphere!

2003-04-23T21:33:00.000-04:00

Hunk typacal America gain lots wait yell screm smash all see CLICK

He's linking to the trailer for the Hulk movie, by the way. What do you say about a guy who can't even spell "Hulk?" Unbelievable. And another fat joke, how brilliant. Quite some range you've got there, Puce old chap.

Well, enjoy the movie, if it ever comes to whichever rat-infested shithole you call home. You and Dr. Bruce Banner can work out your rage issues. And then, when you piss him off with your fucking idiocy, you and the Hulk can try to finish the crossword puzzle in Ranger Rick.

2003-04-23T20:28:00.000-04:00

Pretzeldent cowsboy, Hebrew cotrol at oil can. Deny? CLICK

Do you people really want to encourage shameless anti-Semitism like this? Why don't you stop clapping your little hands, wipe your noses, and think about that for a second. Just think about it. Go ahead, I'll wait.

2003-04-23T20:22:00.000-04:00

And what's with all the fat-bashing, huh?

Oh wonerful dude pals at America! How awsome as make friend, enjoy, heartworming time. 'Eat lots jelly dognut laugh in front compute page, belly is pain! Yah!' Fuckselv, could? Thank

Putting aside everything else that's wrong with this paragraph, is the size-based bigotry really necessary? Is somebody no longer a human being just because they weigh significantly more than "average"? I'll bet you're no Brad Pitt either, Puce! You fucking piece of shit!

2003-04-23T20:15:00.000-04:00

'Cabradrate bad, chuby as eating cheese olny make thin, whups dead' CLICK

Oh, good one, genius. Uh, I think you mean "carbohydrate"? And if you could just throw in some, I don't know, GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION, that would be great. Thanks a bunch, retard.

2003-04-23T20:09:00.000-04:00

I mean, look at this, I just don't get this:

Weclome all Unite States lardy demins! Take break of put all foods in to belly drive Suv, enjoy jolly broken speach. He he! Oh me, chockle for alls! Busy day for explode orfan, many task, killing sand dwells, must releif stress! Fucking no.

What the fuck? First of all, it's "Welcome" and "United States," you idiot. And what's a "lardy demin"? Is that anything like a lardy DEMON? Hello?

Jesus Christ, it would take me 20 minutes just to fix the rest of that paragraph! Learn English, dipshit! Maybe then we can take the rest of your criticisms of "Americas" seriously, hmmmm? No, probably not.

2003-04-23T19:57:00.000-04:00

"Halo I is a big moran! Your fat! CLICK!" What's the big deal anyway? Are you people stupid or something? Wait, don't answer.